I remove tiles out of the floor with our magnum dong. should be renamed as "the de-tiler" because its suction cup is a monster.

Owe my god i knew it was big but this is going to be hard getting it in my ass four one three i like to find someone to put it in me eight two one this is a monster four zero nine three i can not get it in me anyone from massachusetts that won't mind breaking me in with it it's not for beginners i been a bottom all my life and never seen something so big i don't even know if it is possible to put something this big in my ass but i want it bad

Regular dildos make my day, but this one made my hole weak.

I bought the 36 inch d-ldo and this is what i think of it:(1) the di-do is great for a gag gift, prop, door stopper, and for non-insertion kinky bedroom fun (i.e., rubbing on it, playing a micro macro fantasy out with it, etc.). however, unless you are a person who reallllyyyyyy enjoys enormous items up inside of them, this is not a toy i would suggest to anyone concerning inserting it into any part of the human body. this thing is huge! if a person tried to insert this, i believe they would end up in the hospital....don't try this at home.(2) i wasn't exactly sure when buying this what kind of material this thing would be made out of. the 36 inch di-do is made of a hard rubber. also, when i first took it out of the box it had that typical rubber d-ldo odder to it, and it was sticky/ tacky. however, i had lightly sprinkled / rubbed baby powder on it. the baby powder not only takes the sticky / tackiness away, but softens the rubber smell. i would not suggest using baby powder on it if you are planning on using it (could sting a lot ). if you are someone who is planning on using this item you might want a lllootttttttt of lubrication, which would also soften the hard rubber feel.(3) the di-do is heavy. the majority of the weight is in the lower section (b-lls). the d-ldo itself comes wrapped in plastic, and in a basic brown box.(4) it stands by its self.(5) and yes it really is 36 inches. however, be sure that when ordering this item you are choosing the correct one, since at this time the seller is listing various sizes on the same page for customers to choose from.(6) worth buying because you know that no body else in your life will have something so awesome as this!!!!!!!!!

I can take a big dildo but this was way too big. if you can't take something the size of a fist then it's not going to work out. this is going straight to the trash. like most stated; the head is not tapered so there's no easing it in. it's either all or nothing. after an hour of trying, i got nowhere. it's just not going to happen.***editing after deciding not to give up and throw away***(previous rating was 1 star)so i was going to throw this away because it seemed impossible to insert this initially. however, i decided to buy a dildo in between the girth of this one and my old one to see if maybe i could work my way up to it. the plan was a success after about a week of training.so let me tell you what happens when you are finally are able to get the head in, which is painful yet pleasurable. as soon as i got the head in my body tried to push it out which made me squirt/pee but it wasn't a normal pee as it felt like an instant prostate orgasm. it was nothing that i have ever experienced before. i'll never forget my first few insertions with this thing. after a while i was able to get it in a little easier and even able to take it half way down. i'm pretty sure going all the way down is impossible but i don't really think it's necessary.i still think this dildo would be way better if the head was tapered though. the dildo i bought to work my way up to this one had a tapered head and was very thick at the bottom so it allowed you to work at it in a comfortable way. this one is, like i said in my initial review, all or nothing right out of the gate. but, as i also stated, once you are able to get the head in, you may be in for a surprising sensation you've never had before. i can't really describe it but it was interesting to say the least...and very messy; prepare to probably pee a little.anyway, this is not an everyday toy for me, i only take this out if i'm feeling like being abused and filled to the max. also, unlike other suction cup toys, this one actually sticks to smooth surfaces. a shower wall is perfect and it won't fall off. i have other toys that i can't even use in the shower because the suction cup is worthless.

Found this gadget under my wife's side of the bed. don't know how she didn't notice it, but i'm guessing that the movers accidentally left it when we moved in. when i asked them if it was theirs they just laughed and told me to keep it. their loss because i found all kinds of handy uses for it. here are just a few: i use it for self defense training and working out. it works great for doing weighted dips because it's easy on the inner thighs. it serves as an easy pull handle for the fridge since my mother in law has arthritis. she also uses it as a safety handle in the shower. i use it at work to make presentations more interesting. i hang the kids lunches by the door so they won't forget them on the way out. we also do fancy tricks like flipping it! the possibilities are virtually endless.

Not big enough sent it back

It was perfect! got it as a gag gift for the wife but ended up using it when annoying people come to the door. answer the door with this in your hand and suddenly they don't want to talk to you about jesus.

Scared hell out of me when i saw this cock. but it's just what i been needing. something thick! most of the length is wasted, but its impressive as hell! update. there is one major drawback to this cock. it is too flexible! almost impossible to use when lubes. cant get a grip to insert it. takes a lot of work and effort just to get started. make it more rigid.update! i love this big cock.

Omg!!!! once the head pops inside it takes your breath away. the size stretches you out but feels amazing. been ride for a couple of hours and it's giving me some amazing orgasms. feels so wonderful in both holes